they come in peace.

real life conversation.

hey, where'd you guys get those robot hats?

oh, these? we made them.

oh cool, is it like for halloween?

no. this is just day by day stuff.

naturally. so can i take your picture for my friend's blog?

a blog? yea sure. i mean we don't really do the internet. just robots.

spotted on 1st avenue, photo and conversation courtesy of Wall Street Betty.

sunbathing beauty.

i know it was nice out today dude, but this is just seriously making people uncomfortable. 

not ok. but you know what is ok? sitting across from adrian grenier at brunch. because that happened. sorry there's no picture to prove it, but taking pictures of celebs while they're dining is just not cool. 

maybe if it was adrian sunbathing in a speedo in the park i would be alright with it.

spotted in Williamsburg, many thanks to BK Blonde for capturing this somewhat disturbing image. 

it's a bird, it's a plane... no, it's TORTILLA MAN.

i am ashamed to say i was actually sitting across the dinner table from this. ou-texas weekend will do these things to people.

i think the disclaimer was, "oh man, i bet you haven't done this since you were a kid." no, not even then. 

you can't take 26 year olds anywhere these days.

spotted in uptown dallas. 

what's new pussycat?

oh hey, it's the newest member of the pussycat dolls strutting her stuff around astor place at nine in the morning. because as if the clashing leopard prints weren't enough she also felt the need to add the metallic bag, ruby red slippers and a uni-braid. 

no, no, NO. this is simply CATastrophic. (sorry, couldn't help that one.)

didn't even notice at the time, but check out the lady in blue to the left. monochromatic, so hot right now. 

spotted at 8th and Lafayette.

this PIMP is BANANAS.

It's hard out there for a pimp, especially one dressed in head-to-toe yellow. IDK, I guess his zebra suit was at the dry cleaners. 

My sincere apologies for not getting a front view of this one man wonder, who was also sporting some major neck bling and smoking a cigar. 

Spotted on Avenue A, this P-I-M-P is B-A-N-A-N-A-S. 

tree hugger.

dude, don't you have something better to be doing at 11 pm on a friday night? i'm going to go out on a limb (pun intended) and say there is no cat in need of being rescued here. seriously, go to a bar, take another 4 tequila shots, and leave this poor tree alone. 

maybe not the best quality photo but look close and you can see that this is obviously NOT ok. 

spotted in the east village via wall street betty.