Wednesday, March 17, 2010

exposed: underground eaters

table for 2 on the 4 train to brooklyn? i'm sorry, this might be public transportation but it is NOT a public dining hall. confession: i have eaten on the subway before. it was a granola bar. an individually packaged, unscented, non-offensive quaker chewy granola bar. 

and i don't really think that falls into the same category as sharing a full-on asian stir fry feast. who wants to eat a hot lunch when you're surrounded by 30 plus germy strangers, in a confined space, while moving through an underground tunnel populated by new york city's finest rodents? seriously people, eating a meal on the subway is just unsanitary. 

for more not ok moments, check out this post from the gothamist featuring blogs subway douchery, the n train gossip and train pigs. makes me real glad i walk to work. (caution: these sites are extremely graphic in nature and i would not recommend looking at them before or immediately following lunch.)

subway snackers spotted en route to the BK target by the East Village Vanguard.


  1. Stupid cunt. I'm so sick of twenty something feminist women that move from their hometowns to NYC and are arrogant enough to think its "the greatest city in the world" because the diversity makes you feel like you're getting back at the white male patriarchy. All women are the fucking same. Let me guess, your favorite activities are "coffee, traveling, and culture." Stupid whore wouldn't know culture if it hit you in the face. I assume you're bankrolled by your parents to live this fake life of "culture" and "slumming it." Get real you fucking twat.

  2. Literally, EVERY woman in NYC thinks she's being original by posting on the web about how "quirky" the "greatest city in the world is." Low IQ unoriginal slut, I bet you let niggers fuck you because you think it makes you "tolerant," and when nasty bums hit on you on the subway you blush and laugh, but if Lord forbid a white man flirts with you you get mad.